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- Rick Jordan
- Hampden, Maine, United States
- I am a husband, a father, a hunter, a fisherman and a die hard Vikings fan. If you belong to PETA, like the Bears or Packers, or don't like red necks you can FO.
14 comments:
You and Jerry look like a rejected act from the Folk Festival!
Rejects my ass! We could have headlined the Bangor Folk Festival! Groupies and all! The skunk is part of the band, too! When he isn't pissing on everything and everyone! He plays a MEAN harmonica! We didn't play because we don't like our groupies to never shave their legs or armpits! We only like our men to be like that! LOL
WOW!!!!!
Well put, Kristie!
I just didn't know what else to say! haha - you guys leave me speechless.
Plus- I am just kidding! I am TOTALLY turned on by women with more hair under their arms and on their legs than I have! LOL
Ingrid.... We are just Reject.... plain and simple.... we don't like to limit ourselves to "Folk Festival" designation... We cover a wide gambit of rejection
He isn't kidding! We are rejects! We even got rejected as carneys and hobos!
Jerry had the tat's and the piercings too...those Carney's are tough....See it's your teeth to Tat ratio!!! :)
A little something for you because you are gay LOL...
FRIENDS vs MAINE FRIENDS
> FRIENDS: Never ask for food.
> MAINE FRIENDS: Always bring the food.
> FRIENDS--Say ...yes that looks good on you.
MAINE FRIENDS--Say...what the heck are you wearing--get that crap off!
> FRIENDS: Will say 'hello'.
> MAINE FRIENDS: Will give you a big hug and a kiss.
> FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. and Mrs.
> MAINE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mom and Dad
> FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
> MAINE FRIENDS: Cry with you.
> FRIENDS: Will eat at your dinner table and leave.
> MAINE FRIENDS: Will spend hours there, talking, laughing, and just being together
> FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
> MAINE FRIENDS: Could write a book with direct quotes from you.
> FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that's what the crowd is doing.
> MAINE FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds' back-ends that left you.
> FRIENDS: Would knock on your door.
> MAINE FRIENDS: Walk right in and say, 'I'm home!'
> FRIENDS: will visit you in jail
> MAINE FRIENDS: will spend the night in jail with you
> FRIENDS: will visit you in the hospital when you're sick
MAINE FRIENDS: will cut your grass and then come spend the night with you in
the hospital and cook for you when you come home.
> FRIENDS: have you on speed dial
> MAINE FRIENDS: have your number memorized
> FRIENDS: Are for a while.
> MAINE FRIENDS: Are for life
"FRIENDS: Will say 'hello'.
MAINE FRIENDS: Will give you a big hug and a kiss."
But Rick is always tryin' to slip me the tongue
"FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
MAINE FRIENDS: Could write a book with direct quotes from you."
...And we all know that Rick and my books would be FLYIN' off the shelves!!!!
Too funny, Julie and Jerry! You will be missed at Hartt my friend! Good luck in your new ventures and do not hesitate to call me!
Don't fret Rick...We still live right down the street Dude! :) AND I got Jerry 500 TXT msgs a month :)
That is good but I only have 300! LOL
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