This Will Break Down the People in Our Go to Group:
Guy Smiley: Blind man who walks down Broadway every day at 5:30 PM when we are driving home! He is in love with Salvation Army(coming next) and in lust with Jerry! Just so happens he is also my real father! Really, he is an almost blind man with very, very thick glasses, a cane, seriously messed up teeth and a great big, shit eating grin on his face that has NEVER not been there! Until today!
Salvation Army: Obscenely fat guy that worked at Salvation Army- was literally laying on the counter when we walked in to the store! Favorite saying: "I'll show him deep!" Countless trips to and from work have been spent trying to figure out how this man WOULD have sex were he able to find a partner willing to have sex with him! We are mean! We have no boundaries and literally NOTHING is off limits when we discuss this! I will leave it at that!
Buckle(Nate): A real person we knew when younger! Buckled like an extremely old mule any time the opportunity was given to rat! We have also spent countless hours discussing the things Nate would do to get a sale as a tractor salesman! Some of oour best work yet in my opinion!
Eric: If you have ever been to Hampden Irving- you know Eric! Enough said!
Clown-like Hobo: Sorry- I made him up! Use your imagination and I think you get a pretty good picture! BBQ sauce on his taint and all!
Game Camera: If you don't know, give up now!
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I try and block out about half of your conversations re: guy smiley or salvation army guy.....Some of the stuff is just WRONG ! LOL.....
SOME of the stuff! LOL! I'd say at the least, a majority! How can you block out Salvation and Guy? They are the fabric of America! LOL
Mmmm and that would be some really smelly, sweaty gross fabric at that!
Taint scented fabric to be specific.
Bro this is awesome I was laughing sooooooooo hard thinking about most of these.
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