What Can I Say?"Is that a dinosaur in your pants or are you happy to see me?" LOL. I am a pervert- I know! Better than other pics people have seen of me! LOL
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- Rick Jordan
- Hampden, Maine, United States
- I am a husband, a father, a hunter, a fisherman and a die hard Vikings fan. If you belong to PETA, like the Bears or Packers, or don't like red necks you can FO.
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too bad that shot of me wearing the pelt didn't come out.
That game cam has paid for itself!
and brotha....
You think that the game cam card had problems but I forgot to mention that Ingrid & I were streaking past the thing the whole time you were gone.
It was a running competition who could do it the most.
Her and I were neck and neck until we decided that the pictures were more important than any competition to see who's naughty parts ended up on film the most... so we teamed up
to plan the coup de grace.
We had rounded up half of the hobos downtown (the other half either were to fast for us or wouldn't take the candy from Ingrid while I tried to hit 'em with the trank gun) and had them formed into a naked pyramid slathered in bar-b-q sauce
THAT is when disaster struck!
One of them lifted his hand to lick the bbq sauce off the whole damn thing went toppling over, one hobo bounced his nugget off the game cam and Ingrid thought it best that we destroy the evidence... So I fed the hobos to Sampson while she ran a magnet over the memory card.
So basically... sorry if the woods smells like bbq sauce and hobos... oh yeah and Ingrid totally owes you a card if that one is bad.
Sorry Ingrid... the Lies were tearing me up inside... I couldn't keep up the charade! Don't hate me.
You had HOBOS and you didn't invite me? I thought you were my friend! Absolutely funny as shit, Brother! Ingrid- I can afford a new card! I am CSI and I pulled the photos off! THAT was some shit! Jerry- what were you doing with that clown-looking hobo with a limp and a lisp? Was that BBQ sauce on his taint?
Dud... ya killin' me!
I meant "Dude"
But the e was silent.
You know I can go all night! LOL
And the retarded hobo that looked like Eric! Dude- I saw you mouthing Eric to him and he just looked at you like you were crazy! Or Ed Pomeroy!
EeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeRIIIIIIIIIc!
You know you loved it!
It might have been my favorite part!
**Falls on floor laughing**
THAT was quality entertainment! And I am stone cold sober! Thankfully!
I think you both need mental health services...lol!!
I don't need no stinking medical help! I am perfectly normal!
me too!
I'm glad Collen was decent enought to let me know you ratted! Wow Jerry. At least warn me before you decide to spill everything next time so I can at least be here to defend myself.
And it is NOT my fault some of those hobos weren't taking those melted peanut M&M's you gave me to hand out! I think you spooked off the mildly sober ones by screaming "Want summa DEEEZ NUTS?" everytime I walked up to one.
So because of THAT little glitch in our system, we ended up with only the drunkest of the drunk hobos, hence the toppling pyramid. And for the record, Jerry only wanted to use the BBQ sauce for a "dirty sanchez" effect in the photos, but I got a bit carried away with telling a few of the hobos that it was actually magical taint paint and before we knew it, they were showering in the stuff. My bad. Rick, I'm sorry about your card, but I wasn't really sure what kind of legal ramifications there are when it comes to feeding hobos to a dog. I mean, he WAS a RESCUED dog, so it's kind of like a donation.....right? (Jerry said it was.)
So when are you guys going on vacation again?
Hee Hee..... LOL!!
THAT was awesome! Totally worth making us wait a day for your response! Yes- you are right about him being a rescue dog and I LOVED the dirty sanchez reference! Welcome, Ingrid!
OMG .... Thanks for leaving my name out of the mix! BUT Jerry I worry that you are spending way too much time with Ingrid! Should I be jealous....I know you asked me if I wanted to go and I turned you down because I had that thing with all those midgets going on and I couldn't cancel that....
I wouldn't turn down midgets for drunk hobos! That is a no brainah! Even I look HUGE in a midget's hand! LOL
Oh No you didn't LOL
Come on Jewels- you have known me long enough to know I did! LOL
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