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Ingrid's house and taking over her computer, this is my attempt to get Ingrid blogging! This is make believe so don't go running to Charleston looking to bail me out of jail! LOL. I woke up this morning and came down stairs to start the day. I stuck my hand down my pants to make sure it was still there and low and behold it was! Imagine, it has been there for almost 40 years know. Seriously, why do guys have to check every morning? It drives Colleen crazy that I do that and that might actually be why I do it! LOL. So, I round up the dogs and and let them out and notice it is still pouring down snow! This irritates me so I turn around and moon the snow out my door! I probably should have checked the road before I did this because a Hampden cop was driving by just when I did it! He pulls in the yard and maces me and puts me in cuffs! I try and reason with him, telling him I was mooning the snow but he says I went WAY to far and he got a cop camera picture of my taint and sack! Now I know the people who read this won't believe any of this! He hauls me off to jail where I promptly call my wife- who never answers her cell phone! I then call Jerry who tells me I, "sound very close!" Shit, he is here, too! Seems they discovered his and Ingrid's hobo scheme and sent officers out dressed up as hobos to stop the second annual pyramid of hobos! Ingrid somehow escaped since giving candy to hobos isn't exactly a crime! Jerry is trying to raise Julie on his phone but she doesn't believe his crazy story! I try to get ahold of Nicole but she is off on sabatical taking pictures of butteflies on the top of Mt Kilamanjaro! I called Jessica and Shakira but they both didn't remember me! Must have been SOME threesome, huh? LOL. So I call Chris and he is also in lockdown! Seems like Butters took down a whole herd of school kids! SO, Jerry and I kick back and let the law have their way with us. If anyone gets this blog, please come bail us out! The good news is we get some new stories to tell at our get togethers! Well, off for my full body cavity search! I have been looking forward to this! LOL
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So where did you get the crack??
The crackwhore Tim knows??
Do we need to have an intervention.
We could all write in to that show and you could be all famous!!
You are the second person that asked me if I smoked my breakfast! It is just a little made up story I thought I would share! LOL
Oooooooooooh I totally think now looking back on it THAT is why Ingrid was the one handing out the candy.... >.<
Now I am gonna have to try to come up with something to post that will prompt Ingrid to blog.
and Dude... it is good to know that I haven't slipped too far that even in your stories i would still have been holding down a state sanctioned cot a few bars down from ya.
Always! LOL
Totally awesome story dude. !!! You and Jerry need to get together and start writing your screen play!!! I know it would hit number one on YouTube by the end of the week!
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