I Woke Up At Normal...
Time and got ready for work and then my STUPID piece of shit car wouldn't start! I FRIGGIN" lost it! I kicked it so hard, I put a huge dent in the side of it and I wanted to put a hammer thru the windshield! Well, I called Joey at work and told him that I was going to be late and told my wife I needed a ride to work. While I was on the phone with Joey, Colleen asked me if I was going to have my car towed and I answered no in a polite, serene tone that couldn't be taken as anything as nice and she replied, "ASSHOLE MUCH?" Well, Joey heard and got a good laugh out of it. Well, I finally got it started and went to work and when work was over, I checked it over- after buying a $120 starter just to be safe. Well, it turned out to be a bad wire- which I fixed in like ten minutes and then I came home to a great turkey dinner, took a shower and now I am chilling out before going to bed. I was just told that I am high maintenance as a husband and that I don't have a heart because I don't care about kids dying over diamonds in Africa! Long story but I am sure there is a poll question coming on it sometime next week. Well, I am completely exhausted so I am off to bed and hoping for a better start to tomorrow then I had today! Night
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2 comments:
I'm sorry you had a bad morning, but this post is too freaking funny.
Oddly enough, Scott got all bent out of shape over the diamond thing after watching "Blood Diamond."
The africa thing.....Yeah It sucks. I only own a couple of diamonds so I like to think It's not my fault.
Sorry about your van Dude! We've had our share of shitty luck like that and I know how frustrating it can be. Glad it's fixed.
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